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Hello!
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In Spanish, please.
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I'm surrounded by idiots.
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That girl is a serious case.
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I told you, Pericles.
It was push, not pull.
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Hello everyone!
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I can't believe there are parents
Let them let their children out like this.
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So...
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clean...
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bright.
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It's not so bad, dear.
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At least they do
let the children face...
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in a competition that, inevitably,
will mark the losers forever.
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Behold! The gift of Prometheus!
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APOCALYPSE VOLCANO
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Step aside, brat.
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I'll show you how it's done.
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That?
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Come on. It's Merlina's turn.
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Have you ever felt unhappy
because of your loved ones?
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Are you irritated by your inability
to obey simple requests?
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Such as: "Please,
Don't go to my science fair."
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He's talking about us.
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Have you wished you could isolate
their undesirable traits...
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and eliminate them forever?
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It is possible to do it.
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Meet my uncle Lucas.
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Hello!
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He's my brother.
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Observe.
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Come on!
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Repulsive, right?
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However, in stark contrast...
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we have Socrates.
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Are you going to eat that?
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This led me to consider
next question...
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what if the traits
of personality could be extracted...
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and implant itself among creatures?
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To the bottom.
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Yeah! Very good! Thank you.
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What happened?
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Is there anyone in the history of the world...
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what have you done
a more amazing discovery?
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She is an enfant terrible.
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With emphasis on terrible.
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My dear, you know
what French provokes in me.
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And now, the moment
that everyone was waiting for.
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This year the awards will be presented...
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of the National Fair
of Sciences of the Del Raro Foundation...
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the brilliant innovator...
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and namesake of our foundation,
Ciro del Raro.
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Hello everyone.
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I feel very honored to be here.
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Well, I'm not really there...
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I'm here!
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Welcome to the science fair.
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I am excited to honor
to this group of brilliant minds.
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Let's begin.
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And the winner is...
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Good luck.
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You were serious.
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All those who participated.
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-What?
-That's right.
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This year we adopted a new philosophy.
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Trying makes you a winner.
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But how can there be a winner
if there is no loser?
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You are all special.
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I don't agree.
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He's not special.
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Did you see its volcano?
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What was that? Baking soda?
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Are we in preschool?
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That doesn't count!
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Don't you understand?
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I do understand, Merlina.
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I saw your presentation.
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It was brilliant.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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In you, I see a kindred spirit.
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The work of an incredible mind.
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If you want to share
your research with me...
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could develop it
thoroughly in my laboratory.
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Imagine what could happen...
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if we combine your information
with the right resources?
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Unfortunately, I can't share it.
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It's a family secret.
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I understand.
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And what is your family?
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Opening fire!
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Welcome to the madhouse
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Hot, isn't it, babes?
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Good job, Romeo.
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Welcome to the madhouse
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Where everyone comes back for more
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Welcome to the madhouse
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Morticia, my queen...
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how much you turn me on.
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I feel lashes of lava running through me.
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You're on fire, darling.
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Yes I am!
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My deepest condolences.
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Welcome to the madhouse
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THE ADDAMS CRAZY 2
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The great thinkers
we need obstacles.
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However, every irrelevant trophy...
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It makes me less and less extraordinary.
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And every hug weakens more neurons in me.
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But, like the phoenix from its ashes...
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I will rise above this setback.
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Together we will break the mold, Socrates.
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Starting with Pericles.
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Love hurts, doesn't it, child?
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I saw you fail with girls
at the science fair.
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So I thought you should read my book!
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The Lucas Method: How to Court
and other love advice.
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Did you write it?
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And I published it on the Internet.
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It wasn't an easy thing.
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Pericles, I've been on three first dates.
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Tell me who else has
that kind of experience?
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I know this breaks
the code between men...
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but what will you do on Friday night?
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Hey, kids, everyone come down.
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It's time for dinner.
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What a thrill!
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Dinner, my favorite nighttime food!
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My balls!
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My stomach!
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My head!
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Please, Uncle Lucas, wait for the children.
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Children?
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I thought we were having chicken for dinner.
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Where are those two?
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Although Pericles
hunger for destruction...
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It is never a match for the one in your stomach.
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I wouldn't wait for Pericles.
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Children always have a lot of homework.
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This generation.
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Let's at least wait for Merlina.
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Why doesn't anyone come in
through the door in this house?
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"Dear mother and father...
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I will not be present
in tonight's ritual chewing."
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I guess you're not hungry.
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"It's not that I'm not hungry...
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I simply choose to save...
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the agony of your compliments
for my presentation today...
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and its suffocating need
to hang my prize over the fireplace.
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I should talk to her.
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"Don't try to talk to me.
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"I want to be alone."
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At least we should bring him a plate.
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"PS: Don't bring me a plate."
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This is the third time this week
who doesn't come down to dinner.
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Why do you avoid us?
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All I try is
love her and support her.
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Homer, I think that's the problem.
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You are brilliant, my dear.
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-Why?
-What you're trying to tell me...
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is what any girl wants
It's his father's attention.
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Or you could continue being yourself.
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It will come back to us when it is ready.
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But that could take forever!
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I have the solution
ideal of the problem, cara mia.
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-A family road trip.
-That?
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You always wanted to travel
for this great country.
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You're right.
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Many of the darkest
and dirty secrets are in this nation.
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Say no more!
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The Addams are going on vacation!
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Come on, kids.
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{\an8}Delight your eyes
with the Addams' mobile home.
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{\an8}Fingers was fixing it.
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It's a hybrid.
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Half car, half eyesore.
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Mother, father, this is very cruel.
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Even coming from you.
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That's the attitude, Largo.
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Come up, Merlina.
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It's time to come together as a family.
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Whether you like it or not.
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You see, Merlina...
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this trip will make the Addams
Let's get closer than ever.
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Or that no one survives.
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Hello?
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Is there anyone at home?
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Hello?
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Mr. Addams?
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How are you, kind gentleman!
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I'm Homer Addams.
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And this is my wife, Morticia.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'll get straight to the point.
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I am Mr. Mustela.
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I am a lawyer and I represent a couple
from Sausalito, California.
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It recently came to light...
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that the same night he was born
my client's daughter...
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could have been changed
for another girl in the hospital.
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By one Merlina Addams.
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How funny!
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All to avoid the family trip.
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How much did Merlina pay you?
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Excuse me?
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Sorry, where are my manners?
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I think he expects a tip.
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No, what I'm waiting for is a DNA sample.
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If you bring the girl, we can...
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He thinks I have half a brain.
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I do have them.
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Great Uncle Zander
He inherited them to me in his will.
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I knew that one day they would be useful for something.
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Here you go, good man.
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What a good actor. It was very fun.
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I assure you, Mr. Addams...
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that this is not funny at all.
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And it's far from over!
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I can't believe he gave me the finger.
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Mother, father, who was that man?
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How funny, Merlina.
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Nice try.
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I don't know what they're talking about.
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Who was it?
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No one you need to worry about.
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Nobody at all, dear.
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Thanks for taking care of the house
in our absence, grandmother.
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It's a relief to know
that is in good hands.
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Please.
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So good that they have opened
many safes.
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Fingers, let the holidays begin!
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Let's roll!
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Bye! See you later!
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Bye bye! Tururu!
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I thought they would never leave.
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Let's have fun!
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You read my mind, sympathies.
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It's time to earn some money.
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First we will save a minute
of silence for the sacrifices...
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{\an8}from the haunted city of Salem.
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{\an8}Then, according to the great tradition
nomad of our ancestors...
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{\an8}we will flit from here to there
for this great nation...
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until we reach our final destination.
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The happiest place on Earth!
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Death Valley!
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We will travel for three weeks.
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Three weeks?
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They are both growing very fast.
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They will soon leave home...
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and it would be nice
have some memory to evoke.
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No matter how horrible it is.
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Like prom.
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This family is about to go global
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I can't believe the boss
would force me to bring reinforcements.
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No offense, but really.
I don't understand how you can help.
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The only thing I know...
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is that if we don't catch that girl
and we took it to Sausalito...
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He will say goodbye to both of us.
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Do you want a mint?
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Did you know? I give them to you.
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This family is about to go global
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And then he says...
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Well, it's not finished yet.
but it's my best rock opera so far.
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I call it "Rocktopod".
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I composed it in the bathroom.
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Lately I bathe very often.
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Do you know what I think...?
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NIAGARA FALLS,
NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!
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All that beautiful water!
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Forget Salem!
We already know how it ends.
270
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,091
Change of plans.
271
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,692
NIAGARA FALLS
272
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,819
Fingers, what are we doing here?
273
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,654
We should be in Salem.
274
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,325
Don't be angry, brother.
275
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,036
Niagara Falls
It is one of the destinations...
276
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,663
that kills more tourists...
277
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,750
with its powerful and seductive...
278
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,669
water.
279
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,340
Luke?
280
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,799
Lucas, I'm talking to you.
281
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,676
Are you OK?
282
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,179
You're not your usual repulsive self.
283
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,388
I don't feel very well.
284
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,723
Look at this.
285
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,475
Doesn't that seem strange to you?
286
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,062
It doesn't smell bad,
but don't forget to refrigerate it.
287
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,064
Shellfish spoil quickly.
288
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,233
Do you have fun?
289
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,820
I'm looking towards Canada,
If that answers your question.
290
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,448
I'm sorry, Merlina.
291
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:15,743
I know how much you wanted to see where they burned
to so many girls your age.
292
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,246
What did you call that?
293
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,580
Personal aspiration.
294
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,916
How about we explore a little?
295
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,001
Just you and me.
296
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,045
I saw that there is an antique store.
297
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,632
Maybe it's time for you to try
with a more mature look.
298
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,427
The little black dress is a classic, mother.
299
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,680
There's my little demon.
300
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,058
You know what I think
about hugs, father.
301
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:46,275
Did you know that dozens of people
Do they jump into these falls in barrels?
302
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,901
Has anyone survived?
303
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,571
Some have achieved it. Others don't.
304
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,324
It is said to be a barrel of fun.
305
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:59,913
Pericles, have you ever worn
a shelter of live bees?
306
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,207
I mean, please.
307
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,668
This calls for a selfie.
308
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,507
It is the perfect opportunity to practice
the advice from my book.
309
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,178
The secret with the girls
It's about making a good first impression.
310
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,846
Do you mean smell really bad?
311
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,264
Well, that goes without saying.
312
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:21,101
I mean it's important
make a triumphant entry.
313
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,936
Do you understand me, boy?
314
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,066
Oh!
315
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,860
I scraped my knee...
316
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,279
falling at his feet.
317
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,325
That's super cheesy.
318
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,410
Did you get it from a book?
319
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,329
Uh-oh.
320
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,456
Leave it to me.
321
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,417
Excuse me, country rats.
322
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,546
No, please.
323
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,266
Pack, unpack
Let me start
324
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,685
I came to win
Fighting against me is a sin
325
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,979
I won't get tired
Back off, lazy man
326
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,148
Assume your role
and your people will give problems
327
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,234
I came to dance,
I came to dance
328
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,735
So leave your seats and jump
329
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,154
Jump!
330
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,490
Enough! No!
331
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,450
Jump!
332
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,245
Jump and crouch!
333
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,372
Jump!
334
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,333
Jump! Jump, everyone!
335
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,793
Jump, everyone!
336
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,803
Madison, would you do me the great honor
to become my wife?
337
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,431
Help!
338
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,891
Maybe?
339
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,077
Right in the balls of Niagara!
340
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,959
Nobody rents barrels.
341
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,545
I had to buy 300 pickles
to get these.
342
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,088
You go over there. I'll look here.
343
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,339
Homer, look.
344
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,011
Isn't it the vermin that went home
looking for Merlina?
345
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,181
I admit that I admire your tenacity.
346
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,018
Merlina, let's strengthen family ties
through an exercise.
347
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,604
-I don't believe in exercise.
-What a pity!
348
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:39,239
Excellent!
349
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,785
Wait for me!
350
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,746
I want to get in the water too!
351
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,839
Help! Put!
352
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,008
Matter resolved.
353
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,344
Where is Pericles?
354
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,139
Look at this, a floating little person.
355
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,392
Here it is.
356
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,232
Didn't you think that was great, Merlina?
357
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,108
And we both survived.
358
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,569
Something else we have in common.
359
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,821
Okay, what's up?
360
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,281
What are you talking about?
361
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,366
To father.
362
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,743
His erratic behavior.
363
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,454
On this unexpected family trip
to create memories.
364
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,830
To give hugs.
365
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,123
It's torture.
366
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,378
And not the fun ones, like putting
Leeches in Pericles' pants.
367
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,130
Well, I'm sure
that he is dying.
368
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,841
-That?
-Don't worry.
369
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,300
I won't tell Pericles.
370
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,301
Not yet.
371
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,387
You will enjoy the surprise.
372
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:48,058
But if you are afraid to ask my permission
to have a new lover...
373
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,143
you know you have it.
374
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,404
Mommy's little monster left school
375
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,866
Ouch! Mom, tell him to stop!
376
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,201
Please, dear ones, calm down.
377
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,287
I'm looking for a signal.
378
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:14,793
Mom, help!
379
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,045
Homer, did you hear anything about your mother?
380
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,839
He doesn't answer my messages.
381
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,175
He probably went to sleep early.
382
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,928
The poor thing is almost 102 years old.
383
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,139
Let's rock
384
00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:29,016
Let's go
385
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,810
Let's rock
386
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,480
They told us there's a party here!
387
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,191
Hiya!
388
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,275
Your tickets, please!
389
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:41,653
Wow, this place rocks.
390
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:45,199
If you feel like rocking...
391
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,909
come over here.
392
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,536
This plant is to die for!
393
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,414
No, dear, she is the one who kills.
394
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:54,791
Don't be scared.
395
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,543
She is vegan.
396
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,962
That is, only eat vegan.
397
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:01,882
What is the main attraction?
398
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:04,593
The Talking Heads.
399
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,719
Really?
400
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,012
Yes.
401
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:08,347
They are going down.
402
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,682
-About your lifestyle
-Lifestyle
403
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,643
Everyone knows
404
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,229
Diamonds are nothing to you
405
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,022
About our lifestyle
406
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:19,775
I didn't pay 500 dollars
to see some puppets.
407
00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:20,776
That?
408
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:24,821
Do you know how difficult it is to decapitate
to an a cappella quartet?
409
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:28,700
I want a refund please.
410
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,077
No.
411
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,537
There is no need to rush.
412
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:33,830
I was joking.
413
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,541
I don't want to ruin the surprise.
414
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,334
And believe me...
415
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,796
the main attraction
will give you a lot to talk about.
416
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,422
About your lifestyle
417
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,217
Lifestyle
418
00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:53,183
It was midnight.
419
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,813
The hour of terror.
420
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,190
A wolf howls.
421
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,488
And she heard scratching on the door.
422
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,198
Scratch...
423
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,825
Scratch...
424
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:11,702
Scratch...
425
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:15,372
He opened it slowly to reveal...
426
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,416
a puppy!
427
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,960
And around his neck...
428
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,253
It had a bow!
429
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,464
Homer.
430
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,843
Pericles, do you remember
the first time I told you?
431
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,970
You were two months old.
432
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:33,724
You screamed until you peed yourself.
433
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:36,226
Some things never change.
434
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:39,730
He hasn't returned yet.
435
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,440
She said she wanted to be alone...
436
00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:43,817
but how much time does it need?
437
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,319
There it is.
438
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,112
How did it go, Merlina?
439
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,072
Did Pussycat do what he had to do?
440
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:50,449
That's how it is.
441
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,076
Come on, join us.
442
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,913
We were telling stories
from when Pericles was born.
443
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:58,373
He howled all night.
444
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,250
You were the complete opposite, Merlina.
445
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,795
I didn't know that babies
They could remain in absolute silence.
446
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,549
Ah yes, I remember the night
in which Merlina was born.
447
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,009
It was a Tuesday.
448
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:12,179
I was very wrapped up
in the hospital nursery.
449
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,723
She was quiet like a jellyfish.
450
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,060
Even when the other babies screamed.
451
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:19,770
What do you mean?
452
00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,689
Did I never tell you that story?
453
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,609
Start talking.
454
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,736
I was looking for a bathroom...
455
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,447
because he had eaten me
the desserts that patients...
456
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,157
they had left...
457
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:35,702
when, by mistake,
I entered the hospital nursery.
458
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,206
I would take my hat off to you
459
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,749
I would do it
460
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,463
And that's when I saw her.
461
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,550
Nursery
462
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,928
I wanted to see up close
to my new niece.
463
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:56,515
But a lot of babies started
to cry like despair.
464
00:25:56,682 --> 00:26:00,853
So I remembered the ancient trick
of the Addams to sleep babies.
465
00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:15,450
And soon, everyone fell asleep.
466
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,997
So I put the babies back in their place.
467
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,082
I think.
468
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,544
I'm almost sure.
469
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,758
-Pussycat needs a walk.
-Right now.
470
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:32,885
But I just...
471
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,595
Lucas, you're in charge.
472
00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:38,056
I don't know if I can juggle
with real children.
473
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,601
Merlina, Pericles, come,
Let's see what happens.
474
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,436
You don't know until you try.
475
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,772
And if one falls on my head,
Well, I already found out.
476
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:49,526
I don't understand why women
They don't want to talk to you.
477
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,906
Homer, what if it's true
What did that lawyer say?
478
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,491
Those people will not give up.
479
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,494
They will continue chasing us until they take her.
480
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,704
Well, let him come!
481
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:03,457
When looking for us,
They will find their own death.
482
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,293
That's your solution for everything.
483
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:10,714
How much I wish
have the solution for this, dear.
484
00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:16,386
Tisha! I know.
485
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,723
Maybe I don't have the solution,
But I know someone who does.
486
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:21,225
I hope so.
487
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:26,563
Whatever happens, Merlina must not
finding out that maybe it's not ours.
488
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,070
Will it be true?
489
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:37,115
Have they changed my place?
at such a young age?
490
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,494
Have I grown up in deception
to be a person...
491
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:45,624
when, in reality,
Am I someone completely different?
492
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:51,046
That is the story of the origin
that an innovator like me deserves.
493
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,758
It would be a fascinating first chapter.
in my memory book.
494
00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:56,802
Can you imagine?
495
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:02,975
Wake up, children!
496
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,018
Up and Addams!
497
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:08,230
Fingers, go south!
498
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:12,526
We need fun
in traditional Addams style!
499
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,737
How to be someone (MORE) in life
500
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,538
{\an8}I got it. Here we go.
501
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,581
{\an8}Old man!
502
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:28,834
Hey, freak!
503
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:30,878
Launch it!
504
00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:33,797
I'm not a freak.
505
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,134
I am a force of nature.
506
00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:40,762
What a force of nature.
507
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,222
Wimpy.
508
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,394
Are you seeing that?
509
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:49,605
What's happening?
510
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,190
On the street
511
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:55,569
We are a big crazy family
512
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:59,156
I live with the family
Nobody else puts up with me
513
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:01,617
I act scared
I am something never seen before
514
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,119
I look at myself on the dressing table
I'm in love with me
515
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:05,454
But they can't touch me
When I feel myself
516
00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:07,623
SUN BLOCK
10,000 FPS
517
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:20,344
Heavens.
518
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:23,138
It seems that some poor unfortunate...
519
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:27,142
lost a small fortune in the sand.
520
00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:28,685
It's my ticket!
521
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,735
I have been here
Yes, yes
522
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,570
With other girls
Yes, yes
523
00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:39,738
How pathetic!
524
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:45,244
It seems we should review
chapter three...
525
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,247
"How to be repulsive
and impress the girls.
526
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:49,414
Now I'm back.
527
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,458
I need to go to the bathroom.
528
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,460
Where we are
Yes, yes
529
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,921
We are at home
Yes, yes
530
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:58,340
I love that crazy girl
531
00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:00,592
Wiggle it
532
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:05,931
{\an8}THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
533
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,271
Where we are
Yes, yes
534
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,773
We are at home
Yes, yes
535
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,028
Shark! Shark!
536
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,626
Every man for himself!
537
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:44,428
Do you see it? That's how you get attention.
538
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:50,851
There it is.
539
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,937
The man we were looking for.
540
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:08,327
What do the ladies say?
Ladies, what do the ladies say?
541
00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:10,037
What do the ladies say?
542
00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:12,372
"Yes, Dogg, we've got you covered."
543
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,875
What do my friends say?
What does my gang say?
544
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:18,629
My gang says:
"Yes, Dogg, we've got you covered."
545
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,715
We have it the way we want
We beat it until we beat it
546
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:24,176
And only you can give it to us
because you know we want it
547
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,677
Thing!
548
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:28,847
Good to see you, mustachioed cousin.
549
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,307
You came.
550
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:34,353
Thing is in Florida on vacation.
551
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,772
Lots of crazy "witches", right?
552
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:38,982
He will accompany us during the trip.
553
00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:40,150
One moment.
554
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,194
Will it come in the RV?
555
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:44,279
We are already very tight.
556
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:46,073
And let your hair down, Morticia.
557
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,242
Oh, Lucas, everything stays in the family.
558
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,910
The hair too.
559
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:53,080
Well if he can
Get on the couch, me too!
560
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:01,755
No!
561
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,507
I told you to cut the red wire.
562
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:08,887
I can't believe
that Taylor Swift wants to go out...
563
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:10,556
with me.
564
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:14,268
But close the door
when going out into outer space.
565
00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:20,274
Yes, Beyoncé, I would love to
share my ham with you.
566
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:24,987
{\an8}With a load of iron ore
26,000 more tons
567
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:28,282
What Edmund Fitzgerald weighed
568
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,996
That ship was a tough nut to crack
569
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:38,500
When the gales
November arrived ahead of time
570
00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:44,173
That ship was the pride
of Americans
571
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:47,259
Returning from a mill in Wisconsin
572
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:51,555
As the ships left,
He was bigger than most
573
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,640
One, two, three, let's go
574
00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:58,854
Yes, yes
575
00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:01,982
No, no
576
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,408
WELCOME TO TEXAS
577
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:26,965
Morticia, I told you.
578
00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:29,176
There are hairballs everywhere.
579
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:34,223
Yes, well you will be, scourer.
580
00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:44,024
How did you know?
581
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:54,868
Did you ever wonder
why were you so different...
582
00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,954
to the rest of the family?
583
00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:01,375
A rebellious stage?
584
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:08,590
Did you shave your entire body?
when you were a teenager?
585
00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:16,056
So that's what changed.
586
00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:18,391
You accepted being who you were.
587
00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,146
That's the problem.
588
00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:25,357
I don't know who I am.
589
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,822
Come at this time.
590
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,449
I went too far
and things are getting hairy!
591
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,826
No offence.
592
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,502
On the attack!
593
00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:55,137
It's that lawyer, Homer.
594
00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:56,679
He found us again.
595
00:34:56,847 --> 00:34:58,515
He wants what we have.
596
00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:00,601
Well, he won't get it.
597
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:04,313
Very good, Pericles. Come here.
598
00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:09,234
How about a fun family game?
Come to the table.
599
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:32,007
What will we play?
600
00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:35,761
What do you think: "hot hands"?
601
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,471
Handyman...
602
00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:40,224
hot.
603
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,317
{\an8}OUR POOP, YOUR SALVATION!
ORGANIC MANURE
604
00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:54,571
We have to hurry.
605
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:55,989
And we need a hiding place.
606
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,450
I know the perfect place, dear.
607
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:00,953
Fingers, turn here.
608
00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:03,288
Careful!
609
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,250
WE REWARD GOOD DRIVERS
610
00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:27,521
Are you sure it's here, dad?
611
00:36:27,688 --> 00:36:28,897
Yes, son.
612
00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:31,441
The Alamo.
613
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:35,904
It can be seen that here
many lives were lost.
614
00:36:36,071 --> 00:36:39,241
Let's keep a few minutes of silence.
615
00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:42,953
THE POPLAR
616
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:48,083
Ready. Enough silence.
617
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,585
Everyone in!
618
00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:57,050
THE ALAMOTEL
619
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:02,222
Look at their costumes!
620
00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:06,435
I think they got ahead of themselves
for the Halloween contest.
621
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:10,564
Today we are looking
to our next Miss Jalapeño.
622
00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:12,691
MISS JALAPENO
623
00:37:13,609 --> 00:37:15,277
Hello? Merlina!
624
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:16,612
Merlina Addams!
625
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,071
Are you there?
626
00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,198
Hello?
627
00:37:19,448 --> 00:37:21,742
Because of my aunts' mustaches.
628
00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:24,369
She is our little filly.
629
00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:28,790
And he's practicing to be
the next lone ranger of the rodeo!
630
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:29,917
That?
631
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,962
In that case, it will be better
Let's start dressing you up, darling.
632
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,758
Father, this will not end well for you.
633
00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:40,969
Merlina!
634
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:45,349
Homer, what are you doing?
635
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:47,267
Play along with me.
636
00:37:48,227 --> 00:37:50,646
Hello. We are oil magnates.
637
00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:52,856
Oil tycoons? What can I...?
638
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:58,737
We want to decorate ourselves
with luxury Texan rags.
639
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,781
Will this be enough?
640
00:38:06,203 --> 00:38:07,496
Yes. Look at this!
641
00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:09,706
Don't move, honey.
642
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,041
Tighten it more.
643
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:13,627
Hello.
644
00:38:13,794 --> 00:38:14,962
What is your talent?
645
00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:17,214
I know how to read minds.
646
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:18,715
No, it's not true.
647
00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,760
Yes, it's true.
648
00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:23,720
This is not happening.
649
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,430
Yes, it is happening.
650
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,099
Think of a number. The seven.
651
00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:28,183
Seven.
652
00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:30,185
-Purple.
-Purple.
653
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:33,146
-My worst nightmare.
-A hippopotamus on a bicycle.
654
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,189
What is your name?
655
00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:35,774
Merlina, and you?
656
00:38:35,941 --> 00:38:36,859
I don't want to tell you.
657
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,194
Hello, Peggy.
658
00:38:41,697 --> 00:38:42,698
I already know.
659
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:44,658
Give me the trophy once and for all.
660
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,594
It seems like Uncle Sam
I would have vomited on myself.
661
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,138
Very good, Pericles. Blend in.
662
00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,348
If you have to interact
with the locals...
663
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:12,769
remember that you scare them more
to them than they to you.
664
00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,317
What's that?
665
00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:26,491
They are the perfect costumes.
666
00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:28,118
As if we were invisible.
667
00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,385
Consider yourself dead, Homer.
668
00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:49,056
Is my bow on correctly?
669
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:51,183
Is my hair done?
670
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:54,811
Do I have a nice expression on my face?
671
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:56,813
Are my shoes shining?
672
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,357
I'll try to keep up the pace
673
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:02,236
When I dance in the show tonight
674
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:06,448
Do my steps look good?
675
00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:09,785
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
676
00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:13,580
What if I blow a kiss?
677
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:17,751
When I dance in the show tonight
678
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:25,008
The only girls I see
They are perfectly normal.
679
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:29,388
The moment is approaching
680
00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:31,723
And I'm getting scared
681
00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:36,895
I would like to see in the mirror
682
00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:40,315
If I'm ready
683
00:40:40,482 --> 00:40:42,234
First you take a step
684
00:40:42,401 --> 00:40:44,528
And you point your finger
685
00:40:44,695 --> 00:40:47,906
I hope I don't forget it for a moment
686
00:40:48,073 --> 00:40:50,033
Am I straight?
687
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,618
I can't wait
688
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,288
Let's dance at tonight's show
689
00:41:06,884 --> 00:41:09,428
Brava! Bravissima!
690
00:41:09,595 --> 00:41:11,263
Wonderful! Beautiful!
691
00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:14,141
There it is!
692
00:41:15,726 --> 00:41:16,643
Listen!
693
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:21,023
That little man is one
of the best talent scouts in the world.
694
00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:26,236
That?
695
00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:32,492
Did you call...
696
00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:37,956
you?
697
00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:39,833
Fast, Long.
698
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,084
Go get Merlina.
699
00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:03,565
Help!
700
00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:04,983
Put!
701
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,704
I'll find you, Merlina Addams!
702
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:27,256
I have been traumatized
beyond all recognition.
703
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:28,966
I see it the same.
704
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:30,634
Who is that man?
705
00:42:30,801 --> 00:42:32,636
I know you're not a headhunter.
706
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:35,430
It's the same man who was at home.
707
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:38,392
You're right.
708
00:42:38,809 --> 00:42:41,895
you are too smart
to try to deceive you.
709
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:46,191
He is a traveling salesman.
710
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:47,192
Homer.
711
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:48,944
And what is it selling?
712
00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:51,071
Tupperware?
713
00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:52,489
Knives? Make-up.
714
00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:54,533
Frozen meat.
715
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:57,035
Life insurance for cows.
716
00:42:57,202 --> 00:42:58,203
They need them.
717
00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,206
The meat industry is ruthless.
718
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:03,876
Alright.
719
00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:06,295
If that's how you prefer to handle it.
720
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,547
I'll cut Pericles's hair.
721
00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:10,174
I think he's taking a nap.
722
00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:12,384
Precisely.
723
00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:14,761
It was very easy.
724
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:18,140
REST AND CHARGE
725
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:23,937
You can't run and hide
726
00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:29,067
Have you heard of the lonely loser?
727
00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:33,447
Defeated by the queen of hearts
728
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:35,824
Have you heard of...?
729
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,952
I don't think Merlina believed us.
730
00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,538
He would have told us something.
731
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:44,708
If we know anything about her,
is that she is very sincere.
732
00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,711
He always makes it clear to me
when I embarrass her...
733
00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:48,879
or I suffocate it...
734
00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:51,089
or if I look like a loser.
735
00:43:54,551 --> 00:43:56,845
Are children
like socks in the laundry?
736
00:43:57,012 --> 00:44:00,224
Do they have to get lost
to meet later?
737
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,600
That's brilliant!
738
00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:02,601
Yes.
739
00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:05,229
Let's get away for a while,
let's go unnoticed...
740
00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:08,357
and all this stuff
will soon be forgotten.
741
00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:10,526
Come on, boy, fill the tank.
742
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,444
There is still much to see.
743
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:33,507
GRAND CANYON
744
00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:46,728
Where is Minino? You need to take a walk.
745
00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:47,896
He is asleep.
746
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:51,441
Uncle Thing and he consumed
lots of catnip last night.
747
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:54,862
What do I need to like you?
I have a connection in the socket
748
00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:04,371
I finally stopped wearing diapers,
I knew this would happen.
749
00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:06,248
I have to clean myself.
750
00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:07,249
VISITOR CENTER
751
00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:08,250
Excuse me.
752
00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:13,338
Homer, have you noticed changes
in Lucas' body lately?
753
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:15,591
Puberty?
754
00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:43,660
A little privacy, please.
755
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,293
It doesn't seem so great to me.
756
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,464
The absolute emptiness.
757
00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:59,843
The cavernous abyss of nothingness.
758
00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:01,428
The vertigo.
759
00:46:01,595 --> 00:46:03,430
Intoxicating.
760
00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:04,890
Just us...
761
00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:08,936
and the captivating beauty
of American nature...
762
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:12,606
coupled with the wonderful sound of silence.
763
00:46:21,782 --> 00:46:23,492
Pericles, what do I always tell you?
764
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:26,328
That Amazon Prime is not a toy.
765
00:46:39,675 --> 00:46:41,134
Ah, it's for you.
766
00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:44,137
Do you really have to go
so soon, cousin?
767
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,597
Where will you go?
768
00:46:48,016 --> 00:46:51,103
I understand. A top secret job.
769
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:54,731
Tell Billie Eilish
which is very happy for my taste.
770
00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:56,817
But I'm still his fan.
771
00:47:03,532 --> 00:47:05,951
Why didn't he advise me
about women?
772
00:47:19,965 --> 00:47:21,633
I have something for you.
773
00:47:25,429 --> 00:47:26,930
A tiny coffin.
774
00:47:27,431 --> 00:47:30,684
I'm afraid Pericles won't fit there.
775
00:47:31,393 --> 00:47:32,227
No.
776
00:47:32,394 --> 00:47:33,854
Open it.
777
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,608
Your grandmother gave me that necklace
on my wedding day.
778
00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:41,695
And it has belonged to the Addams women
for generations.
779
00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:44,448
It's part of all the Addams.
780
00:47:44,615 --> 00:47:46,074
Now it's yours.
781
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:51,371
Are you sure it belongs to me?
782
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,665
Of course, Merlina.
783
00:47:53,832 --> 00:47:56,001
Who else would it be?
784
00:47:57,252 --> 00:47:58,504
Forget it.
785
00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:00,756
Thanks for the trinket, mother.
786
00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:03,675
Opening fire!
787
00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:11,850
Madison, would you do me the honor...?
788
00:48:32,496 --> 00:48:34,122
Now that's great.
789
00:48:34,289 --> 00:48:36,500
What were you saying about
go unnoticed, dear?
790
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,835
Hey!
791
00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:41,255
No more electronic devices
personal on this trip.
792
00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:43,298
Let's saddle up, Addams!
793
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,711
He knows how to sneak, you vermin.
794
00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:22,671
Please! Pick me up!
795
00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:24,965
Where is your giant companion?
796
00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:29,094
That huge ape fled
and abandoned me at the Alamo.
797
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:32,097
Please! I'll tell you everything.
798
00:49:32,431 --> 00:49:33,515
I hear it.
799
00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:35,809
Who could it be now?
800
00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:39,730
Who could it be now?
801
00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:42,107
Mustela, did you find the girl or...?
802
00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:44,985
You found it first.
803
00:49:45,652 --> 00:49:47,404
Lord of the Weird.
804
00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:49,990
Please tell me Cyrus.
805
00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:52,326
Lord of the Weird is fine.
806
00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:54,077
What is this all about?
807
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:56,496
It's about you, Merlina.
808
00:49:56,663 --> 00:49:59,458
My wife and I were separated
of our true daughter...
809
00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,168
the night he was born.
810
00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:04,254
I haven't stopped looking for it.
811
00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:06,798
Years of searching...
812
00:50:06,965 --> 00:50:09,384
and suddenly, there it was...
813
00:50:09,927 --> 00:50:12,012
in that scenario.
814
00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,931
Looking at you.
815
00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,016
At that moment...
816
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:20,187
I knew you were my lost daughter.
817
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:21,813
Our physical resemblance.
818
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:24,775
Our brilliant scientific mind.
819
00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:26,735
I was investigating.
820
00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:31,698
You were born in the same hospital,
the same day as the girl we have raised.
821
00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:34,159
And as if it were destiny...
822
00:50:34,326 --> 00:50:36,620
your name, Merlina...
823
00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:38,914
it's from my favorite magician.
824
00:50:39,122 --> 00:50:40,666
"The most..."
825
00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:42,835
"Powerful."
826
00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:44,962
My name is in honor of the magician.
827
00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:46,964
He is my idol.
828
00:50:47,589 --> 00:50:51,134
We have to get to the bottom
of this, Merlina. We owe it to ourselves.
829
00:50:51,301 --> 00:50:54,346
Why don't you come to my house in Sausalito?
We could...
830
00:50:54,513 --> 00:50:56,056
Not so fast.
831
00:50:56,223 --> 00:50:59,643
I'm driving
my own research to corroborate it.
832
00:50:59,810 --> 00:51:01,061
Of course.
833
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,980
I wouldn't expect anything less from you.
834
00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:05,899
By the way,
What did you do with Mr. Mustela?
835
00:51:07,526 --> 00:51:09,069
I let it go.
836
00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:59,661
Tisha. You are a pervert.
837
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,919
Let's clarify this.
838
00:52:44,957 --> 00:52:47,417
It's all true.
839
00:52:48,794 --> 00:52:53,257
The facts before me
prove, beyond all doubt...
840
00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:55,801
I'm not an Addams.
841
00:52:55,968 --> 00:52:59,346
That means there is only
a logical alternative.
842
00:52:59,513 --> 00:53:01,098
Don't you think so?
843
00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:09,565
Merlina, dear.
844
00:53:11,525 --> 00:53:13,569
Wake up, sleepyhead.
845
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,617
It is easier to revive a dead person
What to wake you up, little one...
846
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:23,287
Hello, mom.
847
00:53:24,746 --> 00:53:25,956
"Dear Addams Family...
848
00:53:26,164 --> 00:53:27,291
As you may have noticed...
849
00:53:27,457 --> 00:53:30,586
lately our family dynamics
has been misguided.
850
00:53:30,752 --> 00:53:34,506
I had been ruminating
and questioning the reason...
851
00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:38,051
until a revelation
made the doubt dissipate.
852
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,429
-I was the discordant note..."
-"I was the discordant note...
853
00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:43,891
that could never be resolved in harmony.
854
00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:47,019
And why I could never feel
identified with none of you...
855
00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:49,438
it's simple.
856
00:53:49,646 --> 00:53:52,524
We are not related.
857
00:53:53,984 --> 00:53:57,321
I have no choice
I have to leave forever...
858
00:53:57,487 --> 00:54:01,366
and make my way to the truth.
859
00:54:01,533 --> 00:54:03,702
Don't try to follow me."
860
00:54:08,123 --> 00:54:08,957
Wait.
861
00:54:09,124 --> 00:54:11,043
Isn't Merlina an Addams?
862
00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:13,504
Am I the only Addams child?
863
00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:15,047
That's great!
864
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,799
Don't claim victory yet, Pericles. Not yet.
865
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,178
How do you "open"
path to the truth"?
866
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:25,098
Is it because of the insignificant detail
from the hospital?
867
00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:26,892
This is all my fault.
868
00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:29,811
If he had identified more with me...
869
00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:31,688
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
870
00:54:31,855 --> 00:54:33,941
Fingers! I need a Bloody Mary.
871
00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:35,108
Make it double.
872
00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:36,527
He's in the shower.
873
00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,363
HAND SANITIZER
874
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:42,074
Don't forget to clean yourself
behind the knuckles.
875
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,263
Come on, I already saw you.
876
00:55:06,557 --> 00:55:10,686
Obviously I have failed
by advising you on how to stalk.
877
00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:16,525
I really don't know what to answer to that.
878
00:55:16,692 --> 00:55:21,238
But I know you should
go back to your family.
879
00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:24,116
It's time for me to find mine.
880
00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:28,495
I guess it's true.
881
00:55:28,662 --> 00:55:30,998
You're not an Addams either.
882
00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:34,042
It's very sad.
883
00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:37,421
Much better, Largo.
884
00:55:37,588 --> 00:55:40,048
It seems I taught you well
after all.
885
00:55:42,634 --> 00:55:44,803
Like the gold diggers of yesteryear...
886
00:55:44,970 --> 00:55:49,057
we travel to California
to fulfill our destiny...
887
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:52,436
and survive as we can.
888
00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:56,815
Let's conquer the Golden West
or we die trying.
889
00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:58,275
Long...
890
00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,235
to Sausalito!
891
00:56:00,402 --> 00:56:02,446
Fingers, to Sausalito!
892
00:56:02,613 --> 00:56:04,239
If we leave now, we will catch up with them.
893
00:56:04,406 --> 00:56:05,574
Then we will return home...
894
00:56:05,741 --> 00:56:07,284
we will kidnap
to the necessary witnesses...
895
00:56:07,492 --> 00:56:11,038
and we will dispel any doubt
that Merlina is ours.
896
00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:16,335
I love it when he wakes up
your killer maternal instinct!
897
00:56:16,502 --> 00:56:18,837
We're back to business
of parenting!
898
00:56:19,004 --> 00:56:20,172
Come on, Addams.
899
00:56:20,339 --> 00:56:22,716
Let's bring Merlina
back with his family.
900
00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:31,350
Lucas, your tentacles came out.
901
00:56:31,808 --> 00:56:33,644
No wonder I was cold.
902
00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:35,187
Don't kick them.
903
00:56:35,354 --> 00:56:36,897
They are very sensitive.
904
00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:45,447
DEATH VALLEY
905
00:57:06,927 --> 00:57:08,929
{\an8}THE LIGHTHOUSE
CRYSTAL LAKE
906
00:57:09,054 --> 00:57:11,974
They all seem like great options...
907
00:57:12,307 --> 00:57:15,102
but which of them
will take us to Sausalito?
908
00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:22,776
RONNY MALOTE
909
00:57:29,783 --> 00:57:31,201
If you like to bet
910
00:57:31,368 --> 00:57:33,078
I'm your man
911
00:57:33,245 --> 00:57:35,873
You win a little, you lose a little
I don't care
912
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:38,083
Get out of my way, Giraffe!
913
00:57:40,043 --> 00:57:42,838
Seven, eleven
Snake eyes watch you
914
00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:45,090
LURLEEN'S BAR
915
00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:46,258
Look, Largo.
916
00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:50,262
Aggressive people who resort to rioting
and fast vehicles...
917
00:57:50,429 --> 00:57:53,557
to distract yourself
of his childhood traumas.
918
00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,142
Just what we need.
919
00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:57,477
Look and die
920
00:58:00,647 --> 00:58:01,732
The only thing you see
921
00:58:02,232 --> 00:58:05,402
You know it will be the ace of spades
922
00:58:05,652 --> 00:58:07,154
The Ace of Swords
923
00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:29,092
Hey!
924
00:58:29,259 --> 00:58:33,222
Aren't you the one who almost ran me off the road?
925
00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:36,683
And you are Miss Lurleen?
926
00:58:40,521 --> 00:58:42,105
{\an8}Excuse me?
927
00:58:43,982 --> 00:58:47,194
It seems I offended two people at once.
928
00:58:47,361 --> 00:58:48,654
How fortuitous.
929
00:58:50,948 --> 00:58:53,200
That was an insult too!
930
00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:59,206
I regret to inform you that you have committed
A serious mistake, gentlemen.
931
00:58:59,373 --> 00:59:01,625
Come on, show these cretins...
932
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,337
what are they capable of
your cold dead hands.
933
00:59:18,934 --> 00:59:22,062
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified
934
00:59:22,229 --> 00:59:25,899
Believing that I couldn't
live without you by my side
935
00:59:26,066 --> 00:59:27,901
I should have been more specific.
936
00:59:28,068 --> 00:59:30,445
...thinking about the damage you did to me
937
00:59:30,612 --> 00:59:32,322
And I became stronger
938
00:59:32,489 --> 00:59:35,492
And I learned to manage alone
939
00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:40,998
And now you're back
940
00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:42,875
From outer space
941
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,377
And I find you here
942
00:59:45,544 --> 00:59:47,504
With that sad look on his face
943
00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:49,548
I should have changed
the stupid lock
944
00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,092
I should have taken the key from you
945
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:55,679
If I had known
that you would come back to hurt me
946
00:59:55,846 --> 00:59:57,764
Now, go
947
00:59:57,931 --> 00:59:59,725
Go out that door
948
00:59:59,892 --> 01:00:01,727
Turn around
949
01:00:01,894 --> 01:00:03,645
Because you are no longer welcome
950
01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:08,317
Wasn't it you who tried
hurt me with your goodbye?
951
01:00:08,483 --> 01:00:10,194
Did you think I would collapse?
952
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,196
Did you think I would die?
953
01:00:12,362 --> 01:00:14,156
Well no
954
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:16,366
I will survive
955
01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:18,952
As long as you know how to love
956
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:20,621
I know I will survive
957
01:00:20,787 --> 01:00:24,583
I have a whole life to live
And all the love to give
958
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,794
And I will survive
I will survive
959
01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:29,087
I just wanted...
960
01:00:29,254 --> 01:00:33,550
a violent street fight before
find who will take us to Sausalito.
961
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:35,469
Was it too much to ask?
962
01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:36,970
Sausalito?
963
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:38,889
That's exactly where we're going.
964
01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,600
It's the annual retreat
from "Hug a Biker"...
965
01:00:41,767 --> 01:00:44,269
to deal with our
childhood traumas.
966
01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:46,313
How good I am.
967
01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:48,774
Come here, miss.
968
01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,567
I accept your offer of transportation.
969
01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:51,944
But if you don't mind...
970
01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:54,655
With all due respect, I decline the hug.
971
01:00:54,821 --> 01:00:57,407
I have practiced healthy distance since I was born.
972
01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:00,744
I will survive
973
01:01:01,453 --> 01:01:04,039
As long as you know how to love
974
01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:05,749
I know I will survive
975
01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:07,793
I have a whole life to live
976
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,588
And all the love to give
and I will survive
977
01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:13,757
I will survive
978
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,782
Sayonara, miss.
979
01:01:52,421 --> 01:01:55,132
It's totally Jekyll, no Hyde.
980
01:01:59,428 --> 01:02:01,763
Something's happening to me, Largo.
981
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:04,600
As if the anticipation and anxiety...
982
01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:08,562
they would have laid winged larvae
in my stomach.
983
01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:11,773
Butterflies?
984
01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:15,360
Maybe my gastric juices will kill them.
985
01:02:17,154 --> 01:02:19,364
Merlina! You arrived!
986
01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:21,158
Welcome home.
987
01:02:22,326 --> 01:02:24,203
I see you brought a companion.
988
01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:26,830
And it's...
989
01:02:26,997 --> 01:02:28,332
good. Perfectly fine.
990
01:02:28,498 --> 01:02:29,499
Yes.
991
01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:33,086
Come over here.
992
01:02:40,052 --> 01:02:42,012
Merlina, meet my wife.
993
01:02:42,179 --> 01:02:43,305
Ingrid.
994
01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:46,475
Ingrid has a little laryngitis...
995
01:02:46,642 --> 01:02:47,935
and, for now, it is difficult for him to speak.
996
01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:49,811
Hello.
997
01:02:49,978 --> 01:02:52,397
And this is Begoña.
998
01:02:52,564 --> 01:02:55,734
Or as we call her, our little Ñoña.
999
01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:57,486
The other...
1000
01:02:57,903 --> 01:02:59,238
me.
1001
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,492
Ingrid, honey...
1002
01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:05,410
Why don't you rest for a while...
1003
01:03:05,577 --> 01:03:07,955
while I show Merlina the house?
1004
01:03:08,497 --> 01:03:10,082
Let's go to the laboratory.
1005
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:12,376
Don't look at them.
1006
01:03:14,169 --> 01:03:15,420
It's this way.
1007
01:03:22,427 --> 01:03:24,638
Welcome to the future, Merlina.
1008
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:28,225
What do you think?
1009
01:03:28,392 --> 01:03:30,602
Incredible, right?
1010
01:03:30,769 --> 01:03:32,855
He has many projects underway.
1011
01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:35,899
Ready, Merlina?
1012
01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:41,613
By doing this DNA test with Begoña...
1013
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:43,907
and discovering that she wasn't my daughter...
1014
01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:46,034
I wasn't surprised.
1015
01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:49,037
Maybe the feeling is familiar to you.
1016
01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:50,873
Did you get the joke?
1017
01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:55,043
Yes. But word games
They seem like cheap humor to me.
1018
01:03:56,628 --> 01:04:00,257
My true passion has always been...
1019
01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,718
human behavior.
1020
01:04:04,803 --> 01:04:07,347
What an amazing coincidence.
1021
01:04:07,514 --> 01:04:10,851
That's exactly what I thought
when I saw your fabulous experiment.
1022
01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:13,145
Although, if you think about it...
1023
01:04:13,312 --> 01:04:15,397
It's not a coincidence.
1024
01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:18,275
Like father, like daughter. TRUE?
1025
01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:22,779
We will know soon.
1026
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:26,033
And when we receive
the inevitable confirmation...
1027
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,369
I hope you reconsider
what you told me at the fair.
1028
01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,789
That your formula was a family secret.
1029
01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:36,293
DNA sequence completed.
1030
01:04:37,544 --> 01:04:39,463
The DNA matches.
1031
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:42,341
Well, matter resolved.
1032
01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:43,884
It is an undeniable fact...
1033
01:04:46,053 --> 01:04:47,054
Great.
1034
01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:48,764
It's my family...
1035
01:04:50,015 --> 01:04:51,475
It's the Addams Family.
1036
01:04:52,142 --> 01:04:54,645
Well, let's go greet them.
1037
01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:00,484
Go ahead, I...
1038
01:05:01,193 --> 01:05:03,362
I have to go to...
1039
01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:06,156
I may be late.
1040
01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:19,545
Did you call...
1041
01:05:19,711 --> 01:05:22,548
you?
1042
01:05:22,714 --> 01:05:24,925
-Long.
-We are here to rescue Merlina.
1043
01:05:25,092 --> 01:05:27,219
Rescue me from what?
1044
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,638
You!
1045
01:05:30,055 --> 01:05:32,391
Ciro del Raro. Nice to meet you.
1046
01:05:32,558 --> 01:05:34,935
It's the man from the science fair.
1047
01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:37,104
The one who appeared as a specter.
1048
01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:42,192
I see that he was resurrected.
1049
01:05:42,359 --> 01:05:46,238
and that he fled
with our daughter, dressing her with...
1050
01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:48,448
Merlina, what are you wearing?
1051
01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:50,450
It's called a turtleneck.
1052
01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:52,119
It's a misleading name, I know...
1053
01:05:52,286 --> 01:05:55,581
but it is fashionable and functional...
1054
01:05:57,249 --> 01:05:58,166
Morticia.
1055
01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:00,502
Mr. Addams...
1056
01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:03,714
apparently you are not
Merlina's parents.
1057
01:06:03,881 --> 01:06:04,715
I do.
1058
01:06:04,882 --> 01:06:06,466
Enough, rascal!
1059
01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:10,179
Mr. Addams,
before doing something hasty...
1060
01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:12,389
you might want to see this.
1061
01:06:12,556 --> 01:06:13,390
{\an8}DNA TEST
100% MATCH
1062
01:06:13,557 --> 01:06:15,684
{\an8}The result is conclusive and demonstrates,
1063
01:06:15,851 --> 01:06:19,062
{\an8}I'm not your daughter.
1064
01:06:19,855 --> 01:06:21,648
{\an8}Even though I was once Addams...
1065
01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:23,650
{\an8}now I am from the Raro.
1066
01:06:24,568 --> 01:06:25,694
Shut up, Pericles.
1067
01:06:25,861 --> 01:06:27,070
It can't be true.
1068
01:06:27,237 --> 01:06:30,949
I understand it must be a shock
for you, Mr. Addams.
1069
01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:32,117
Believe me...
1070
01:06:32,284 --> 01:06:35,454
We went through the same thing with Begoña.
1071
01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:43,212
Oh!
1072
01:06:48,008 --> 01:06:51,220
Merlina, we are still your family.
1073
01:06:51,386 --> 01:06:55,390
And that's why I would like to honor
your contributions to my life with...
1074
01:06:56,058 --> 01:06:59,770
an appropriate and respectful farewell.
1075
01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:03,190
Addams Family, I...
1076
01:07:03,357 --> 01:07:05,275
I want to tell you...
1077
01:07:07,903 --> 01:07:11,114
Apparently,
I'm not ready for this separation yet.
1078
01:07:11,281 --> 01:07:12,699
Forgive me, father.
1079
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:14,785
I forgive you.
1080
01:07:14,952 --> 01:07:16,662
Oh no.
1081
01:07:16,828 --> 01:07:18,247
He was speaking to Ciro.
1082
01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:20,666
Wake up, Merlina. It's not what you want.
1083
01:07:20,832 --> 01:07:23,585
Let's go home.
We'll talk about it in the RV.
1084
01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:25,796
I'm sorry, Mr. Addams.
1085
01:07:25,963 --> 01:07:28,173
I can't go with you.
1086
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:33,136
But could we offer them
lodging for the night?
1087
01:07:33,303 --> 01:07:35,889
Tomorrow we can say goodbye.
1088
01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:37,933
Of course, daughter.
1089
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,269
my butler
He will show you your rooms.
1090
01:07:42,104 --> 01:07:43,480
I want him to come back
1091
01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:49,570
Shadows I left
1092
01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:55,742
Stalking the hallways of our house
1093
01:07:59,037 --> 01:08:03,500
I never tried to be content
1094
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,419
Something is not right.
1095
01:08:05,586 --> 01:08:06,879
Of course.
1096
01:08:07,045 --> 01:08:08,881
I have loved Merlina all her life.
1097
01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:11,550
I can't stop doing it
because a piece of paper says...
1098
01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:15,721
says...
1099
01:08:20,684 --> 01:08:24,604
Oh. They did a lot in six hours.
1100
01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:31,486
With happy people
1101
01:08:32,863 --> 01:08:34,406
Oh, Tisha.
1102
01:08:34,573 --> 01:08:36,533
We lost our little girl.
1103
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:41,246
I want to be like happy people
1104
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:45,792
Hey!
1105
01:08:49,379 --> 01:08:50,506
Come with me!
1106
01:08:58,555 --> 01:09:00,807
I thought my room was a disaster.
1107
01:09:00,974 --> 01:09:03,143
This is amazing!
1108
01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:05,062
Are you hungry?
1109
01:09:05,229 --> 01:09:06,813
I'm always hungry.
1110
01:09:07,523 --> 01:09:08,357
Look at this.
1111
01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:13,487
When my dad is not there...
1112
01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:15,072
I don't use forks...
1113
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:16,365
no spoons...
1114
01:09:16,782 --> 01:09:17,950
or anything.
1115
01:09:18,575 --> 01:09:19,701
Me neither!
1116
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:30,295
-It's much easier to use your face!
-...use your face!
1117
01:09:31,755 --> 01:09:33,590
Where have you been all my life?
1118
01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:35,175
On the farm.
1119
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,594
Wait, what did you say?
1120
01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:44,518
Ciro del Raro lies. I'm sure.
1121
01:09:44,643 --> 01:09:46,103
But how to prove it to Merlina?
1122
01:09:46,270 --> 01:09:47,854
Oh, dear.
1123
01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:49,189
There's no point.
1124
01:09:49,314 --> 01:09:50,732
We have lost her.
1125
01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:53,193
Now we must do our duty.
1126
01:09:53,734 --> 01:09:55,946
We will raise the piglet and...
1127
01:09:56,154 --> 01:09:57,739
Get a grip, Homer.
1128
01:09:57,906 --> 01:09:59,116
You're an Addams.
1129
01:09:59,283 --> 01:10:00,951
Just like Merlina.
1130
01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:03,704
Whether it's in your blood or not.
1131
01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:05,247
Mother. Dad.
1132
01:10:05,414 --> 01:10:06,874
You have to see this!
1133
01:10:12,504 --> 01:10:14,131
What happened to these people?
1134
01:10:14,298 --> 01:10:15,299
That's the point!
1135
01:10:15,465 --> 01:10:17,134
I don't think they are people.
1136
01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:19,011
Your idiot kid is right.
1137
01:10:20,721 --> 01:10:24,141
They are animals that I gifted
of human traits.
1138
01:10:24,308 --> 01:10:26,143
I'm a genius, right?
1139
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:29,855
The fault is that they always end
recovering its original shape.
1140
01:10:30,022 --> 01:10:32,065
That's why he loved Merlina.
1141
01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:35,027
His experiment succeeded
what you can't.
1142
01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:36,153
Men.
1143
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,655
Unable to ask for help
to a woman, right?
1144
01:10:38,822 --> 01:10:40,115
He falsified the DNA test.
1145
01:10:40,282 --> 01:10:41,992
Blah blah blah!
1146
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:44,286
Keep quiet, Elvira!
1147
01:10:44,453 --> 01:10:45,287
It's over!
1148
01:10:45,454 --> 01:10:47,831
Prepare to face Deuteronomy!
1149
01:10:47,998 --> 01:10:49,249
Mazurka!
1150
01:11:00,219 --> 01:11:01,803
I'm rude.
1151
01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,389
I forgot to thank the finger on the forehead!
1152
01:11:08,185 --> 01:11:10,187
I'm good! I'm very good!
1153
01:11:27,746 --> 01:11:29,289
Sorry for the interruption.
1154
01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,457
Where were we?
1155
01:11:30,624 --> 01:11:32,626
I have a surprise for you, father.
1156
01:11:34,503 --> 01:11:35,337
Yes.
1157
01:11:35,504 --> 01:11:36,463
Yes! Of course!
1158
01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:38,131
It was very simple.
1159
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,927
But will it work?
1160
01:11:48,141 --> 01:11:49,518
You did it!
1161
01:11:49,685 --> 01:11:52,896
Fund those science fairs
yes it is good business.
1162
01:11:53,105 --> 01:11:54,398
What did you say?
1163
01:11:55,065 --> 01:11:55,899
Nothing.
1164
01:11:56,066 --> 01:11:59,987
I have a surprise for you too, Merlina.
1165
01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:07,578
They will be our first
guinea pigs.
1166
01:12:07,744 --> 01:12:09,454
What did you do?
1167
01:12:09,663 --> 01:12:13,876
In these test tubes
there are all kinds of devilish DNA.
1168
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:16,336
You can isolate
the irritating habits of the Addams...
1169
01:12:16,545 --> 01:12:19,548
and replace them with the ones you want.
1170
01:12:19,756 --> 01:12:21,133
But why?
1171
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,677
I saw you trying to delay his departure.
1172
01:12:23,844 --> 01:12:26,180
This way, you will keep them by your side.
1173
01:12:26,847 --> 01:12:30,601
I need my protégé to be happy
and concentrate on your work.
1174
01:12:30,809 --> 01:12:33,854
What we do here
It's very important, Merlina.
1175
01:12:34,813 --> 01:12:36,565
It will change the world!
1176
01:12:36,773 --> 01:12:38,108
"Will the world change?"
1177
01:12:38,317 --> 01:12:39,651
If people could be controlled...
1178
01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:43,322
and provide it with reinforced ferocity
of any animal on earth...
1179
01:12:43,488 --> 01:12:45,532
Imagine who would pay for that!
1180
01:12:45,741 --> 01:12:46,742
The army...
1181
01:12:46,867 --> 01:12:48,118
governments around the world...
1182
01:12:48,285 --> 01:12:49,620
teleoperators.
1183
01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:52,372
Everyone would like killing machines!
unstoppable hybrids...
1184
01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:54,833
programmed at the cellular level!
1185
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:58,754
Imagine how rich and famous we will be!
1186
01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:02,257
All thanks to your experiment!
1187
01:13:03,342 --> 01:13:04,843
But, I just wanted to show...
1188
01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:07,513
that the intellect of my uncle Lucas
could be improved.
1189
01:13:07,763 --> 01:13:11,350
And now you can improve
to the rest of your ex-family.
1190
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,771
But they don't need to improve.
1191
01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:18,023
They are fine just the way they are.
1192
01:13:19,107 --> 01:13:20,776
Except, perhaps, Pericles.
1193
01:13:20,943 --> 01:13:24,363
But it was me who was looking for a change...
1194
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:25,531
not them.
1195
01:13:25,697 --> 01:13:27,491
But you won't turn back like this
to feel different...
1196
01:13:27,658 --> 01:13:31,078
from the rest of your family, doll.
1197
01:13:35,499 --> 01:13:36,500
READY
1198
01:13:43,215 --> 01:13:44,967
Here you go, Merlina.
1199
01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:46,885
Do the honors.
1200
01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:51,056
I won't do it!
1201
01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:53,934
Even if you are my biological father...
1202
01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:57,396
They are still my family.
1203
01:13:57,938 --> 01:14:00,482
The Addams Family.
1204
01:14:01,024 --> 01:14:04,987
Alright. If you can't
Pull the trigger, I'll do it.
1205
01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:21,628
You disappointed me, Merlina.
1206
01:14:22,087 --> 01:14:26,383
Apparently you're just a little girl
silly playing at being a scientist.
1207
01:14:31,346 --> 01:14:34,266
Turn off the machine, Mr. Weird.
1208
01:14:34,766 --> 01:14:36,685
I won't ask you twice.
1209
01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:41,607
Is the lady threatening me?
1210
01:14:41,773 --> 01:14:43,108
Depends.
1211
01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:45,235
Will there be a piano around here?
1212
01:14:45,402 --> 01:14:47,988
Why would I have a piano?
in a laboratory?
1213
01:14:48,155 --> 01:14:51,116
In that case, Largo...
1214
01:14:52,326 --> 01:14:56,955
show this cretin what they are about
capable your frozen dead hands.
1215
01:14:57,664 --> 01:14:58,749
Do you think you're the only one...
1216
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:01,418
who has a bodyguard
Brainless Neanderthal?
1217
01:15:06,965 --> 01:15:09,927
Kill, Pongo. Kill!
1218
01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:16,767
This will be interesting!
1219
01:15:19,603 --> 01:15:20,646
That?
1220
01:15:23,774 --> 01:15:25,984
No! Pongo, idiot!
1221
01:15:26,151 --> 01:15:28,445
I order you, you protect me.
1222
01:15:28,612 --> 01:15:30,864
You're wasting saliva.
1223
01:15:31,031 --> 01:15:34,034
It turns out that Pongo and Largo
They were cellmates...
1224
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:36,411
in the asylum
of which Largo was a prisoner...
1225
01:15:36,578 --> 01:15:38,205
before my parents found it.
1226
01:15:38,372 --> 01:15:39,831
In Texas...
1227
01:15:39,998 --> 01:15:44,711
Pongo told Largo that he suspected
that I was in danger.
1228
01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:47,089
-Then I didn't believe it.
-Put.
1229
01:15:47,256 --> 01:15:49,007
Bad boy, Pongo. Bad boy.
1230
01:15:49,174 --> 01:15:50,592
I made a mistake.
1231
01:15:50,759 --> 01:15:52,344
No!
1232
01:15:52,511 --> 01:15:53,929
That will leave marks on me.
1233
01:15:54,096 --> 01:15:56,139
Let go of me!
1234
01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,934
Stop! I had a lot of breakfast.
1235
01:15:59,434 --> 01:16:01,311
I'll throw up the pancakes.
1236
01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:30,757
Mother, father, are you okay?
1237
01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:31,842
Yes.
1238
01:16:32,009 --> 01:16:36,013
Fortunately, we escaped
no fatal injuries.
1239
01:16:39,057 --> 01:16:40,225
Even Pericles?
1240
01:16:40,392 --> 01:16:41,935
Even Pericles.
1241
01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:44,563
How awful. Maybe next time.
1242
01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:46,064
Wait, what?
1243
01:16:58,327 --> 01:16:59,786
What...
1244
01:17:00,746 --> 01:17:01,663
touching.
1245
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:05,751
A daughter of mine would know
that sentimentality...
1246
01:17:07,336 --> 01:17:09,588
It is the antithesis of science.
1247
01:17:09,755 --> 01:17:11,006
That's how it is.
1248
01:17:11,173 --> 01:17:13,717
I lied about the results...
1249
01:17:15,802 --> 01:17:17,012
of DNA.
1250
01:17:19,181 --> 01:17:22,017
I should thank you, Merlina.
1251
01:17:22,351 --> 01:17:25,020
You freed me.
1252
01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:31,610
But you play dirty
I don't find it fun anymore.
1253
01:17:33,695 --> 01:17:36,990
I think I will exterminate you.
1254
01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:42,621
Along with all your...
1255
01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:44,915
family!
1256
01:17:48,919 --> 01:17:51,964
Get ready to scream man!
1257
01:18:11,066 --> 01:18:12,568
Down below!
1258
01:18:15,904 --> 01:18:17,114
Begoña!
1259
01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:36,466
That is!
1260
01:18:37,301 --> 01:18:38,468
Very good! You got it!
1261
01:18:44,433 --> 01:18:45,934
No!
1262
01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:49,313
Finish him, Lucas!
1263
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:51,064
Cover it in ink! That's it, champion!
1264
01:18:59,948 --> 01:19:02,159
Run!
1265
01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:30,312
Madison, would you do me the great honor...?
1266
01:19:38,403 --> 01:19:41,281
Yes, I will marry you.
1267
01:19:44,701 --> 01:19:46,411
Uncle Lucas.
1268
01:19:47,579 --> 01:19:49,498
He is dying.
1269
01:19:49,665 --> 01:19:51,667
And it's all my fault.
1270
01:19:51,834 --> 01:19:53,961
Oh, Merlina.
1271
01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:06,265
Mother, when you said that this necklace
He was part of the Addams...
1272
01:20:06,431 --> 01:20:07,641
what were you referring to?
1273
01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:11,812
Contains a drop of everyone's blood
the Addams of the family.
1274
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:15,232
Your father's, Pericles, yours...
1275
01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:17,901
And Uncle Lucas.
1276
01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:22,322
Your Addams DNA Cocktail
could be the solution.
1277
01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:23,740
Long!
1278
01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:51,059
All the way, Uncle Lucas.
1279
01:21:33,227 --> 01:21:34,728
Did I win?
1280
01:21:35,145 --> 01:21:36,146
Yes.
1281
01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:39,107
You won, Uncle Lucas.
1282
01:21:40,526 --> 01:21:44,238
And, Pericles, it seems that Begoña
It also feels better.
1283
01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:56,041
Mother, father, I'm sorry.
1284
01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:58,794
I didn't want to be an Addams.
1285
01:21:58,961 --> 01:22:01,797
It wasn't easy for me to be different.
1286
01:22:01,964 --> 01:22:05,133
But now I realize
to be different...
1287
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,220
It's the most "Addams" thing there is.
1288
01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:12,808
"Different" is the reason why
"Addams" is spelled with a double "d."
1289
01:22:12,975 --> 01:22:16,019
I always believed that the "d"
It was for "dismembering."
1290
01:22:16,645 --> 01:22:18,313
Could you forgive me?
1291
01:22:19,231 --> 01:22:20,148
Merlina...
1292
01:22:20,274 --> 01:22:24,361
you are and always will be
our little spawn.
1293
01:22:24,528 --> 01:22:26,321
We love you.
1294
01:22:26,488 --> 01:22:27,531
Thank you, mother.
1295
01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:29,241
The feeling is mutual.
1296
01:22:30,409 --> 01:22:31,577
And, father...
1297
01:22:31,743 --> 01:22:34,121
Yes, my horrible little crow?
1298
01:22:34,496 --> 01:22:36,373
I have something for you.
1299
01:22:45,757 --> 01:22:48,927
Come on, Addams Family. Let's go back home.
1300
01:22:55,184 --> 01:22:59,897
CARNIVAL OF EVIL
1301
01:23:00,189 --> 01:23:01,523
Macabre.
1302
01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:04,109
And fragrant.
1303
01:23:08,197 --> 01:23:09,448
Yeah! Hallucinatory!
1304
01:23:09,740 --> 01:23:10,699
Calm down, look.
1305
01:23:10,866 --> 01:23:12,993
I only invited a few people...
1306
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,120
and things got out of control.
1307
01:23:15,287 --> 01:23:18,081
We had some injuries,
but the paramedics are here.
1308
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:20,292
They are having a lot of fun.
1309
01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:23,170
What a wonderful welcome gift.
1310
01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:27,591
Welcome home!
1311
01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:38,185
I thought you would never arrive.
1312
01:23:40,437 --> 01:23:42,689
It just can't be!
1313
01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:47,653
Let the party begin, scourer!
1314
01:23:49,738 --> 01:23:52,032
You know I never left
That's why I brought you back
1315
01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:54,409
But I want to know where the party is
1316
01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:56,286
I come from very far away
to see these people sitting
1317
01:23:56,453 --> 01:23:59,748
I want to see them applaud
with rhythm and having fun
1318
01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:01,333
Don't be like that
1319
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,835
We already want to start
1320
01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:04,044
Yes, this is great
1321
01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:05,504
With my new outfit
1322
01:24:05,796 --> 01:24:07,381
He who shouts party
1323
01:24:07,548 --> 01:24:09,842
Plugged and wet
Gloves ready, the club is great
1324
01:24:10,008 --> 01:24:11,385
One of a kind,
classic in itself
1325
01:24:11,552 --> 01:24:12,553
It's Uncle Thing
1326
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:13,804
He is the best of the best
1327
01:24:13,971 --> 01:24:16,640
I want to toast the wild west
1328
01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:19,226
If you feel evil, shout:
"Yes, yes"
1329
01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:21,436
Snoop Dogg is in the house
And it's a beach
1330
01:24:21,603 --> 01:24:23,856
And the ladies of the house say:
"Oh, yes"
1331
01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,066
In case you didn't know, we are your family
1332
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:27,317
Nothing happens
1333
01:24:27,484 --> 01:24:29,403
We love you, Thing!
1334
01:24:29,570 --> 01:24:32,531
I still don't understand anything he says.
1335
01:24:35,367 --> 01:24:36,618
Yeah!
1336
01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:40,455
Didn't I tell you that this trip
Would it bring us closer than ever?
1337
01:24:40,622 --> 01:24:42,916
You are a wonderful father, dear.
1338
01:24:43,584 --> 01:24:46,003
There is something that still confuses me.
1339
01:24:46,170 --> 01:24:48,130
Ciro lied about being my father...
1340
01:24:48,297 --> 01:24:51,258
but when I analyzed your hair
in the Grand Canyon...
1341
01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:55,095
the conclusive result
It was that you are not my father either.
1342
01:24:56,263 --> 01:24:58,015
That explains everything.
1343
01:24:58,182 --> 01:25:01,643
I had a slight accident
with an experiment with napalm...
1344
01:25:01,810 --> 01:25:04,521
and I lost my beautiful hair.
1345
01:25:07,065 --> 01:25:09,193
Now I use a toupee
of real Bigfoot hair.
1346
01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:11,069
I assure you, Merlina...
1347
01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:12,696
that I am your father.
1348
01:25:12,863 --> 01:25:15,199
Now and always.
1349
01:25:16,658 --> 01:25:18,869
I already hugged you once, father.
1350
01:25:19,036 --> 01:25:21,663
It's enough affection for a lifetime.
1351
01:25:24,082 --> 01:25:28,545
Well, Addams, let's start planning
the next vacation.
1352
01:25:28,712 --> 01:25:32,299
How about a trip around the world?
What do you think?
1353
01:25:40,599 --> 01:25:42,518
They are scary and crazy
1354
01:25:42,684 --> 01:25:44,686
They are mysterious and creepy
1355
01:25:44,853 --> 01:25:46,522
They are really bizarre
1356
01:25:46,688 --> 01:25:48,482
The Addams Family
1357
01:25:48,649 --> 01:25:50,734
Your house is a museum
1358
01:25:50,901 --> 01:25:52,736
When they have visitors
1359
01:25:52,903 --> 01:25:54,655
They are crazy laughing
1360
01:25:54,821 --> 01:25:56,615
The Addams Family
1361
01:25:57,699 --> 01:25:58,951
What beauty
1362
01:25:59,618 --> 01:26:00,953
How sweet
1363
01:26:03,455 --> 01:26:04,498
How crazy
1364
01:26:04,665 --> 01:26:06,667
Put on a witch's shawl
1365
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,502
And ride a broom
1366
01:26:08,669 --> 01:26:10,462
Because we will visit
1367
01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:14,716
To the Crazy Addams
1368
01:26:17,886 --> 01:26:21,598
I'll try to get on
to the creepy black Bugatti
1369
01:26:21,765 --> 01:26:24,017
A bag full of money
but it looks like a corpse
1370
01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:26,395
I am strange but wonderful,
crazy but safe
1371
01:26:26,562 --> 01:26:28,564
I find the good in everything
1372
01:26:28,730 --> 01:26:30,858
{\an8}I'm the one in black, I think I'm the best
1373
01:26:31,024 --> 01:26:32,985
{\an8}I couldn't look hotter
1374
01:26:33,151 --> 01:26:35,362
{\an8}And I don't fall when I stumble
because I recover
1375
01:26:35,529 --> 01:26:37,698
I'll have fun with my gang
1376
01:26:46,790 --> 01:26:51,170
We slide and crawl
Throughout your neighborhood
1377
01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:56,341
They say we are strange
I say they come with me
1378
01:26:56,508 --> 01:26:58,677
-We are unique
-Unique
1379
01:26:58,844 --> 01:27:00,679
We are black sheep
1380
01:27:00,846 --> 01:27:05,434
We are a big crazy family
1381
01:27:24,745 --> 01:27:27,372
I'm just with my family
because no one else can stand me
1382
01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:29,791
I scare them because they never
They had seen something like this
1383
01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,960
My room is a dressing table,
I love seeing myself
1384
01:27:32,127 --> 01:27:34,213
They know they can't touch me
when I feel myself
1385
01:27:35,088 --> 01:27:39,176
We slide and crawl
Throughout your neighborhood
1386
01:27:39,801 --> 01:27:42,137
They say we are strange
1387
01:27:42,304 --> 01:27:44,389
I say they come with me
1388
01:27:44,556 --> 01:27:46,767
-We are unique
-Unique
1389
01:27:46,975 --> 01:27:48,852
We are black sheep
1390
01:27:49,228 --> 01:27:53,232
We are a big crazy family
1391
01:27:54,983 --> 01:27:57,069
{\an8}I love that crazy girl
1392
01:27:57,569 --> 01:27:58,612
{\an8}Wiggle it
1393
01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:10,707
{\an8}Where we are, yes
1394
01:28:10,874 --> 01:28:12,835
{\an8}It feels like home
1395
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:15,128
{\an8}-We slide and crawl
-We slide
1396
01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:17,130
{\an8}All over your neighborhood
1397
01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:22,469
{\an8}We are a big crazy family
1398
01:28:22,636 --> 01:28:24,972
{\an8}I've been everywhere
1399
01:28:25,138 --> 01:28:27,099
{\an8}Here and there
1400
01:28:27,266 --> 01:28:29,643
{\an8}I'm glad to know, yes
1401
01:28:29,852 --> 01:28:31,854
{\an8}That I'm not alone, yes
1402
01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:34,523
{\an8}It doesn't matter where we are
1403
01:28:34,690 --> 01:28:36,650
{\an8}It doesn't matter because we know
1404
01:28:36,817 --> 01:28:38,986
{\an8}That where we are, yes
1405
01:28:39,152 --> 01:28:41,071
{\an8}It feels like home, yes
1406
01:32:22,167 --> 01:32:24,169
Subtitles: Valeria Bortoni